So you’ve stumbled to my profile. You’re trying to know more about me. That’s cute. Think you can figure out my secrets, worm your way into my accounts by knowing more about me. NO WAY HACKERS! I will give you NOTHING! Because this is America where I am ALLOWED, no, PRIVILEGED to have the ability to write meaningless drivel on the internet and see how long you will continue to read it before you realize just how much of your life you’ve wasted. When you should be out meeting girls/guys (I don’t judge, to your face). Anyhow, I’m bored with this, but I’m so proud that you’ve stuck it out this long, and for that I salute you internet warrior. Now step outside of your mom’s basement smell that slightly irradiated air and realize that it sucks and get back to reading my content.